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Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
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Date of Lunch: 14-Feb-2009
Why do you keep telling me to fall down and hurt myself, requires a question mark Elise. You fat person. I'm eating Burger King today. I know it's crap, but..whatever. I'm not a fat person like Cannon Beach pig face. Hey Rubber Soul!! You suck penis.
Name:
Elise Lunch:

Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2009
Wow, I've been busy, so I haven't been on here for awhile. Guess what I had for lunch today Dave? A burrito, which appears to be one of your favorites. Why do you keep telling me to fall down and hurt myself, I'm not some old lady. Or fat person, since I'm sure that's the next thing you'll accuse me of.
Name:
Rick Shaw Lunch:

Location:
Bejing
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
Rick's Chinese burgers aromatic and tangy. You can now find Chinese five spice blends in spice section of most supermarkets, where you'll also find prepared Tiger Sauce and Asian Parrot oil. Also brand new reconstituted Chinese dried burger meat, which taste almost like food. Never premasticated, so must have teeths for chew. Guaranteed not to give you wangs later in evening. Try bargain pallet load at introductory price. Free noodles with every pallet. Some day money back guarantee.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
Rubber Soul- Don't talk to you with jizz on my breath? Really? Very clever, except I'm typing... and you're a pubeless virgin. Every s**t I have ever taken has been funnier than you are. Hands down. You had a tic tac for lunch? So one for lunch and one for a penis. Sounds right. Dildo. I had tacos today.
Name:
Dick Leksick Lunch:

Location:
Saxet
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Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
Bum raba dna a root reeb.
Name:
RubberSoul Lunch:

Location:
Pickleweasels
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Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
LBDave, stop talking to me with jizz on your breath. If I wanted any sh*t out of you, I would have squeezed your head. Had a Tic-Tac for lunch.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2009
Both of you are complete idiots. Aujus, you can't just stick periods anywhere in a sentence. Rubber Soul, you know you love asshole sauce. You are just use to your boyfriends flavor. JJ's sub today.
Name:
RubberSoul Lunch:

Location:
Dark side of moon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2009
Had a LunchBasterdDave sandwich today. Too much asshole sauce though. Think I'll ask for a refund....
Name:
Aujus Lunch:

Location:
#1 Happy Street
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2009
My lunch was fun. I had a vomit salad with chunks of burrito (from Dave) and nacho fingerling chips. And orange juice. cleaned it off the floor and carpet at 12 a.m.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2009
Good one Mike. Spell everything wrong, haven't seen that before. Way to think I wouldn't comment you butt loving blow job giver. Beef stew for lunch today. Elise???....Fall down and fracture something.
Name:
mike Lunch:

Location:
my howse
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Feb-2009
My lunch wus prety fun. I had rosted chiken with a wite wine sawce, and olivs and masht potatos on the side. I washt it down with a pepsy.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2009
I won't even comment Alyssa...don't f@#k with me. Elise, we all know you had fish and chips and a burger plus coleslaw and ham, etc... etc.
You make my job easier with your dumb-assness. Today, I had pasta for lunch.
Name:
Elise Lunch:

Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2009
Hey, what happened to my post a few days ago?! If you're wondering, I had a burger then and that's what I was referring to in my previous post. Made me look dumb.... Anyway, lunch was pasta salad with chicken, it was ok.
Name:
Elise Lunch:

Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2009
Lunch today was fish and chips with cole slaw, which was pretty tasty. Yes Dave, I had a burger, are you going to tell me I'm fat again? Is it just me, or does Dave have groupies now? If that's the case, it can lead to terrible things....
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