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Name:
alyssa Lunch:

Location:
kichen
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Jan-2009
it was cind of fun
Name:
aujus Lunch:

Location:
north pole
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 30-Jan-2009
damn right dave. just finished. my lunch was fun.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Rubber Soul- Where do you get off correcting spelling you s**thead? You're not kidding anyone with your rubber fingers and Novocain. We all know your love making actually involves one angry monkey and your pocket-sized penis. Elise cannot handle the LunchBastard, so let's stop giving her masturbation material. Aujus- I am an asshole, thank you for noticing. You spelled bait wrong because the only bait you have mastered is masturbating. We all do it; we just don't all rub ham on ourselves first. Right• Elise? I had a burrito for lunch.
Name:
RubberSoul Lunch:

Location:
Whiskerbiscuits
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Aujus... where did you learn to spell 'bait'? Internet college must be paying off in dividends. LunchBastardDave, you and Elise need to hook up at a Motel 6 and make some angry monkey love. Seriously, the kind that involves big rubber fingers and Novocaine. I had a furburger for lunch with extra meat curtains.
Name:
aujus Lunch:

Location:
colorado
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Dave, I just found this site, and was surprised when I read the lover's arguments between you and Elise. You're an asshole, but , you're funny, and they keep taking the bate.
Name:
HR Lunch:

Location:
My desk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Two hand rolls, two pieces of mackeral sashimi, a piece of soft clam sashimi, and some miso soup. Tasty.
Name:
Robert Skye Lunch:

Location:
home
WebSite: Youtube.com/romexmagi69
Date of Lunch: 26-Jan-2009
Today, I had a spinach, garlic and mushroom DiGiorno pizza. It was delicious. Hope everyone's having a great 2009. Even Dave.
Name:
Heckler&Schmerr Lunch:

Location:
Seattle Sun (inside)
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Jan-2009
We had veggie sandwiches on homemade bread, with pickles and chip (pickles and chips with every bite).
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Jan-2009
Very true Elise. If I ever used Nancy Boy, Drongo and poofter to insult someone, I'd have to reconsider many things in my life. For example: How could I use words that gay and still crave vagina? It would be impossible. Anyway, screw you Elise. I'm having a sub for lunch.
Name:
Elise Lunch:

Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Jan-2009
You know Dave, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, although, the other Dave doesn't seem to have your knack for insults, does he? I had a meatball sub for lunch, it was yummy!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Jan-2009
No way! You wrote as me. Nobody has ever done that before. You unoriginal tiny penis. Good Job.
I had soup for lunch.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
S**t Cargo
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Jan-2009
I have to say sorry to the world for showing that I am a drongo. I thought you pronounced QUAYS like GAYS. Now I know it is pronounced like KEYS. I would automatically think gays then would I not, as I am inadequate, and a Nancy Boy in a man's world. I feel so stupid, and now you will all know that I am an unemployed America poofter, with an unhealthy perverted mind, and nothing to do all day but send filth to open websites. Ya can't ban me though can ya Lunch Boy.
Name:
Elise Lunch:

Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Jan-2009
I'm sorry Dave, you're right, you do have manners..... and they're terrible! Turkey club today which was alright.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
Way to spell your state right stupid-ass llly. I don't care if you meant to...you're dumb. Anus, you have never said anything funny and that's sad. Go away you virgin dick licker. Go to hell Elise, you ugly pig faced smelly crotch having f**kface. I have manners bitch. Hmm..a beef sandwich for lunch today.
Name:
lilly Lunch:

Location:
west virgina
WebSite: hi
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
hi you guys are totally fat!!! ya i said it fat!!!
Name:
Elise Lunch:

Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
Gulpin, I apologize for Dave, he seems to have never been taught any manners. Lunch was a chicken alfredo and it was delicious.
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:

Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
Weeeeeelllll weeeeell well! Looks who's back anus fans! That's right, it's your ol' pal Marshal Anus! Dave, YOU need to be enjoying more ANUS for lunch, you dirty rimjob-lovin' bastard! How about I come over to yer office for lunch and sit on your face with my infected, hairy, reeking, unwiped anus! Mmmmmm, gotta love a filthy anus for lunch, in fact, that's what I'm gonna have! Be seein' ya soon Davey...
Name:
HR Lunch:

Location:
My desk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Jan-2009
Sushi hand rolls. Spicy tuna, etc. Also a couple pieces of sashimi white tuna. Delish. And spicy!
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