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Name:
Mr T Lunch:
Location:
USA
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Jul-2008
Clear off this site FOOL!!!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chitcago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Jul-2008
Sorry. You are right. The 'T' was intentional upon reflection of my environment. Hey Flaka and Gordo, good job you did not use spinach instead of cornflakes you illiterate jack asses.
Name:
Gerald Lunch:
Location:
United States Louisiana Baton Rouge A Thunderstorm
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Jul-2008
Lunch was cigarettes and coffee and bile. I swallowed it all down in a thunderstorm. A tree frog honked at me. I extinguished my cigarette in the run-off coursing down the roof. The frog stopped. I realized that smoking wasn't just killing me, it's killing the environment.
Name:
Flaka y Gordo Lunch:
Location:
Florida
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Jul-2008
Today Flaka and Gordo had Fried Chicken, Spinich Salad with Warm Bacon Dressing and Texas Toast for lunch.
To drink, Flaka had a Diet Coke and Gordo has an Iced Tea.
They then looked to see how many words they could find from the letters in the word "cornflakes".
A very special Lunch!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Jul-2008
It's Chicago...Jackass. No "T"
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chitcago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 30-Jul-2008
Please respond to me. I have no friends, and this is the only way I can feel important. Will you be my friend Jo? I have been banned from most sites.
Name:
Jo Lunch:
Location:
Wherever you want
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 30-Jul-2008
djoanna@rdplanet.com
Name:
Brunch Master Slave Lunch:
Location:
SF Bay Area
WebSite: www.barelypolitical.com
Date of Lunch: 29-Jul-2008
Today, I had taquitos w/lettuce, guacamole, sour cream and Jalapenos. To wash it all down I drank a Modelo Especial, a blended margarita and a shot of 1800/Grand Manier.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 29-Jul-2008
Impregnators...with an "E" dips**t.
Tony Shrivers, you eat lunch alone? Aw, probably cause you can't spell it, you "N" forgetting jackass.
Name:
Tory Shivers Lunch:
Location:
Andrews, NC
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 29-Jul-2008
For my luch I like to eat alone and I like to eat lots of onions. Keeps me from being bothered.
Name:
douchebagatron Lunch:
Location:
anus
WebSite: but.com
Date of Lunch: 29-Jul-2008
now dave i dont use fancy words like impragnators but when it comes to butt stretching i know what im talking about i know you love anus but im going stretch your dirty rotting leaking dripping filthy anus
Name:
Brunch Master Slave Lunch:
Location:
San Jose
WebSite: http://corndogday.blogspot.com/
Date of Lunch: 28-Jul-2008
Today I had a pizza from Trader Joe's with Sausage, bell peppers and tomatoes. I had a Jalapeno on the side as well as Shoe String Potatoes and a 7-up. It was so fabulous!
Name:
Lars Tharp Lunch:
Location:
Denmark
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jul-2008
Salted herring
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jul-2008
I use punctuation and I know tonight is one word. Quit using my handle if you're going to be stupid hillbilly sister inpregnators.
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Balls Deep In An Anus
WebSite: http://www.gay_fag_sex_studio.net/
Date of Lunch: 27-Jul-2008
You're right LunchBastardDave, as the Marshal in these here gay sex parts, I don't like girls. But, I thought you knew that after me and the boys had 4 dicks up your anus at the same time. Anus is tasty and delicious! Everyone should eat s**t from my anus! It's high in fiber and anusy goodness. Ughhhhhhh Dave, I love your dirty, hairy, reeking anus smell the most! Lunch was a 7-11 taco which one of my deputy's pooped on. Mmmmm, s**t, fresh from an anus!
Name:
GERALD Lunch:
Location:
America Louisiana Baton Rouge A Restaurant
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 26-Jul-2008
Today for lunch I ran outside. I needed to air up the tires on my car. I put on my sunglasses, the dark ones. And I drove my car - fast - down the road to a place that offered both airing up the tires and food. With a sandwich in one hand and an air hose in another, I top off the air in all four of my tires. I multitasked and lunch helped. I was feeling daring, so, I topped off some fluids in my car engine. Seeing some corrosion on my battery, I actually decided to lick it, which was very painful. I cannot recommend licking the positive terminal of your car battery, at all. Diet Coke. Chicken Sandwich. Battery residue.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Mod'. Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Jul-2008
Do not, not ever, again use my handle dork with your offensive drivel.
Name:
Honey Lunch:
Location:
Concord CA
WebSite: www.pull-a-cracker.com
Date of Lunch: 23-Jul-2008
Mmmmmmm!! I'm lervin it! Talk to me Big Mac.
Name:
kate Lunch:
Location:
korea
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Jul-2008
i always get stressed to choose what to eat everyday
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 21-Jul-2008
Anus McGillicutty doesn't like girls.
Name:
Buttercup Lunch:
Location:
My desk in DC
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 21-Jul-2008
Lentils, Oreos, and Diet Pepsi...I wish I had a box combo from Cane's, though.
Name:
Geradl Lunch:
Location:
Baton Rouge Louisiana Inside of the Eye or the Tiger
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 19-Jul-2008
Today I was a winner at lunch. Today I joined the clean plate club. Today I ran the extra mile. Today I climbed that mountain. Today I swam that sea. I had boneless chicken fingers in a special sauce, texas toast, coleslaw, and a coke with that crumbly ice. The guy who sold me lunch called me sir because he knew that I was a winner. And I am. I am a winner at lunch. I am a winner at life.
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Outside LunchBastardDave's House
WebSite: http://www.LunchBastardDave_gets_prison_raped.edu/deepdicking.mpg
Date of Lunch: 19-Jul-2008
Now now there Dave, I'm still the Marshal in these parts and I'm commin in your house with ma SWAT (South West Anal Tearing) team and we're gonna chain you to the toilet and stretch your sweet, delicious, juicy, hot anus. I'll fill you so full of hot dog you're gonna be beggin for me to give you to Gerald there and he'll split that rancid anus of yours wide open. Then it's off to prison where you can smell my filthy, reeking anus everyday. That's right, it's Marshal Anus and this is MY anus territory! Mmmmmmm, I love the smell of anus for lunch.
Name:
Gerald Lunch:
Location:
America Louisiana Baton Rouge A Restaurant
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Jul-2008
I ate at a Thai place. I ate four platesful of food from the buffet. I was famished. I hadn't eaten since yesterday and I don't anticipate having the time to eat tonight. After I was finished I read a little bit. Then I paid my tab. As I walked to the car, I couldn't help but feel sorry for myself and my pathetic existence. I arrived back at work having only used about 3/4 of my lunch hour. Despondent and humiliated, I sat down at my desk.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Jul-2008
Wow...intelligent. At least you've given yourselves proper names. I'm glad you have plenty of "unwiped" anus. Probably does wonders when youre picking up dudes. Douchebagatron, I was saving that hotdog for your mom. She's gonna be pissed now. Thanks faggot.
Name:
Douchebagatron Lunch:
Location:
Doucheville
WebSite: http://www.gayassdouche.gov/assram
Date of Lunch: 17-Jul-2008
I ate a fat dick for lunch. Then I douched my asshole all over the filthy bathroom at the gay disco I was at. Lunch was actually a hotdog eaten out of another man's ass. His name was LunchBastardDave. Then Anus McGillicutty showed up and arrested me. BTW solar face visors are for f_ucking pussies, just deal with getting old you stupid cockbags.
Name:
vietnam flight Lunch:
Location:
vietnam travel agent
WebSite: http://www.salutevietnam.com/?module=ticket&GroupIDCountries=21&ID=2&kind_menu=1
Date of Lunch: 17-Jul-2008
Contact Salute Vietnam Travel for your route map, passenger information, domestic flight schedules, rates for all flights in Vietnam
Name:
Gerald Lunch:
Location:
America Louisiana Baton Rouge A Parking Lot
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 16-Jul-2008
Today I ate my lunch in a parking lot. I had a caesar salad from a deli, it was rich and creamy. When I advanced through the self-checkout lane, I discovered - to my surprise - that it rang up cheaper than I had expected. The salad did not give me gas, though it sits heavier than I expected. I put the windows down and listened to talk radio. I wasn't paying attention, and I think I may have inadvertently offended some migrant workers.
Name:
Gerald Lunch:
Location:
AMERICA LOUISIANA BATON ROUGE A PARK
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Jul-2008
I had lunch - buffalo wings and a salad that I purchased at a local supermarket deli. I drove to a park. I put down the windows. The wind was blowing. Some young mothers were playing with their children in a sandbox. As I was finishing the salad, they took their shoes off and began to swing. A couple walked loops around the park - a smallish park - I counted, one, two, three times - they passed in my rear view mirror. I was sitting in my car. The salad and wings were unremarkable. But I developed a tremendous head of gas, and farted all the way back to work.
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Up Your Anus
WebSite: http://www.kitsap_county.anus.stench.gov/
Date of Lunch: 15-Jul-2008
Hey there kids, I'm the marshal in these parts, Marshal Anus McGillicutty. Settle down there LunchBastardDave, Marshal Anus has plenty of dirty, unwashed, unwiped, anus to go around. Now there boy, you need to settle the hell down, you're anus lunch was definitely not better than mine. I recall you tossed my salad in the alley and loved it. Unless you want ol' Marshal Anus to have to come and stretch your asshole, you might want to shut your dirty asslicking face. You still cockthirsty boy?
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