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Name:
Smitty Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Feb-2007
vegetable soup, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and a rice crispy treat. nice on a snow day.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Feb-2007
Lunch consisted of roast Welsh lamb with laverbread stuffing topped with crisp puff pastry at The Jones Hotel. A few drinks assisted in the bonding of the sales force.
Name:
Cuba Gooding Sr Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Feb-2007
Today I had a Gyros and my no good rich actor son made me pay for it. You all know my son, Lunch Bastard Cuba Gooding Jr.
Anyway, your wrong FAKE Lunch Bastard Dave, he who cooks ham and peas can't afford real food. Nothing to do with being unhygienic, which you spelled wrong.
Name:
Smitty Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2007
toast with berry jam, chicken noodle soup, apple sauce, two pieces of broccoli
Name:
Blimp Lunch:
Location:
Up North
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2007
Rock salmon and chips with mushy peas. Lots of salt and alliker, wrapped up in last Sunday's newspaper. You have fert be good fert live up north, and I'm good me. The best.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2007
Today I had pea and ham broth. Remember though. He who cooks ham and peas in same pan is unhygenic. Always buy it in cans, or maybe some other French city.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2007
I will never get tired of seeing all the Bastardiacs post with my title. Remember, I win when you do that. So, keep it up. I wish they would be better postings, but they aren't. You can type the name, but you can't fill the bastards comments.
I had a burrito and anyday now I will post as LunchBastardEduardo. I'm not sure the recipe, but who doesn't know how to make a burrito. It's common knowledge. C'mon. Cue the LunchBastardEduardo comment....
Name:
Brown Bagger Lunch:
Location:
dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2007
Hellloooo! I like you boringnamecathy because you are not a bastard, unlike all these other bastards who steal the name bastard without the permission of the Bastard. But if you want to be a bastard I guess you can be a bastard because I know you have what it takes to be a bastard. I had a meatball sub with hot peppers today and I wrote bastard 7 times. Now 8.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2007
Jeez?
Name:
boringnamecathy Lunch:
Location:
NJ
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2007
lunch yesterday was OK - had a chicken wrap. was wondering if I, in fact, should give MYSELF a LB name, such as LunchBastardBoring since that is the trend. jeez.
Name:
Poster's Union Security Lunch:
Location:
Alaska
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Feb-2007
Mind your own business Mr Security. Anyone would think you owned the God damned site. What happened to democracy and freedom of speech. You got an attitude problem guy. You would be writing to yourself if it was not for us. When I cannot get decaf' with my lunch, people like you make me real mad. Any more of it and I'll call a strike of our members, and then you'll be on your own sucker.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Feb-2007
The fake Lunch Bastard Dave is quite right. I have never used any profanity and /or racial slurs. If you are going to use the Lunch Bastard title, at least keep your nose out of other folks posts with you childish inane comments. Today I had leek and potato soup. It was quite wet and full of bits of leek and potato and that sort off stuff. Oh yeh! Some water as well. Not from a well that is.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Feb-2007
The real LunchBastard never once used profanity and/or racial slurs. You might have him on childish insults, but it was all in goodtimes. So the question is Lunch is Fun Security, What did you eat for lunch? Today I had some homemade tacos and NyQuil.
That's one part tacos and one part NyQuil.
Also, If your going to use the LunchBastard title, atleast be funny. That's all I ask, that is, if I were him.
Name:
sylvie Lunch:
Location:
upper crust, riverside, CA
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Feb-2007
Had an errand to run and it happened to be in the part of town with my favorite independently owned sandwhich shop- which has apparently become the favorite of quite a few other people, as my wait was longer than it ever has been before. Still, my egg salad on squaw bread with everything on it and fresh fruit on the side with fresh lemonade to drink and friendly banter with the owners made the super-long wait worth it.
Name:
Brown Bagger Lunch:
Location:
Dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Feb-2007
Lunch Bastard Dave = #1. All of the Bastardmaniacs made it possible. Has anyone heard of Boo Berries?, Count Chocula's cousin. That is what I had for lunch today. I don't care, they were good.
Name:
Lunch is Fun Security Lunch:
Location:
Lunch is fun (TM) global network (C)(P)(SM)(R) is fun!
WebSite: lunchisfun.com
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Attention:Lunch is fun patron: There have been many complaints recently about the abuse that has been happening here at lunchisfun.com. We are not a web page to throw around racial slurs and childish insults litterred w/profanity and hatred. We are simply a site for lunch fans to discuss what they had for lunch and possibly even share lunch ideas and recipes. Let's try to get back to our lunchisfun.com roots and put an end to this foolish nonsense!
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Eating a sandwich makes a change for you from eating cock robin you false bastard.
Name:
Blimp Lunch:
Location:
Up NOrth
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Looks like we have a Farq mark here. High Noon In Huddersfield or summat. lol!!! Lotsa lardy cake and hot buttered crumpets needed in this here cowed weather tha knows petal. Fizzy pop's no good neither. Mulled ale is what's needed, I'll tell thee sithee sorry by 'eck! I'm reight good I am me.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Why ?
Name:
gooky Gack Chinamanagutamana Lunch:
Location:
America, the Mayonnaise Chip capitol of the Universe
WebSite: www.mayonnaisechips.com
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
I had the same thing that I eat everday. Mayonnaise chips.
Name:
Luger Lunch:
Location:
nearby
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Just one particular one. That's all. See you soon.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
The real LBD is in the U.S of A. The poofter hater is not and is false. Have a nice day.
Name:
Farq Lunch:
Location:
Mars Bar
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Yeah whatever Leyla you old slapper. Would they be 'kiddies bikes' then.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
I win you limey 'bollocks' poofters. Who is the real LunchBastardDave? Nobody knows...Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!!!! I'll probably eat a sandwich for lunch.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Take no notice Dave. They are all false. I am the only LBD with a license to urinate all over people's posts, and gate posts and other things as well.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Not so punk. I am.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Is that Albert Brocolli Marco? Are you a shirt lifter then. Which side of the wall are you then? Bow down to LBD the great. I am the only true one on this site.
Name:
Marco Lunch:
Location:
Berlin
WebSite: www.lunch.ie
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
I always eat broccoli, it helps my digestion.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
What?????????????????
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
I'm with you Dave, and not this other bastards.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
I told you it wouldn't end well and I was right. That proves that I am the real Lunch Bastard Dave..... Or not as the case may be.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Where's Lunch Bastard Dave these days ?
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
You tell 'em Dave. What a load of bastards.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
It's not that bastard cry baby it's me who is not the false Lunch Bastard Dave. I am allowed to make comments about everybody's posts and to verbally urinate over the site. I am special and the only true Lunch Bastard Dave. Not only that, I hate coming here at the weekend. Stop posting as me or else I'll scream at you.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Some bastard is not the real bastard, therefore you are all bastards. I am the real bastard and not those other false bastards you bastards. I want my mammy you bastards. Boo Hoo !!!!!!!!!!!!
Name:
Lunch Bastards Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
Dsneyland. I left it out as well so it's me. The others are false bastards.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2007
I am the only true Lunch Bastard Dave. The others are false. I can prove it. I left the "l" out of Disneyland. Why do I have to keep repeating myself. Pay attention.
Name:
Lunch Master Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
Do you mean Disneyland you false bastard.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
They sell Liptons tea in Dsneyland.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
No you're not. I am.
Name:
Lunch Bastard Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
I am the only Lunch Bastard Dave. The others are false. I can prove it. I left the "l" out of Disneyland.
Name:
Brunch Blaster Gave Lunch:
Location:
Brighouse near Rastrick
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
Emley Moor is a Yorks**te poofter from Huddersfield. Lick my cowcumber Nelly.
Name:
Munch Faster Slave Lunch:
Location:
Spider's Knoll
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
Who is Steve Irwin? Was he with International Rescue on Tracy Island? I like coconuts but de skins am tough. Lawdie lawdie Sahphire
Name:
Brown Bagger Lunch:
Location:
dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
I'm sorry Bon Jovi if I confused you into thinking that I like you. You should feel embarrassed. The only bashing you do is heterosexual bashing. I had an italian sausage with hot peppers today. Bon Jovi is jealous because he loves sausage. See ya Monday.
Name:
Lynch Faster Mave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
day don't write one I and turd some stains name my. (Disapprovingly head I'm shaking my). Lunch Master the out calling swimming stingray Steve Irwin like is. Well it doesn't end.....Brown off back Bagger Jovi Bon. Whizzed couldn't he his hold wang while. (points alliteration!) Something unhealthy eat think I will I today fries dead animal burger like something.....Don't I know.
Name:
Lunch Taster Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
day don't write one and turd some stains name my. (Disapprovingly head I'm shaking my). Lunch Master the out calling swimming stingray Steve Irwin like is. Well it doesn't end.....Brown off back Bagger Jovi Bon. Whizzed couldn't he his hold wang while. (points alliteration!) Something unhealthy eat think I will I today fries dead animal burger like something.....Don't I know.
Name:
Lunch Faster Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
I day don't write one and turd some stains name my. (Disapprovingly head I'm shaking my). Lunch Master the out calling swimming stingray Steve Irwin like is. Well it doesn't end.....Brown off back Bagger Jovi Bon. Whizzed couldn't he his hold wang while. (ponts alliteration!) Something unhealthy eat think I will I todayfries dead animal burger like something.....Don't I know.
Name:
Lunch Master Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
I don't write one day and some turd stains my name. ( I'm shaking my head, disapprovingly.) Calling the LunchBastard out is like Steve Irwin swimming with stingray, it doesn't end well.... Back off Brown Bagger Bon Jovi you couldn't hold his wang while he wizzed. (Alliteration points!) I think I will eat something unhealthy today like: a burger, fries and more dead animal something.... I don't know.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
I don't write one day and some turd stains my name. ( I'm shaking my head, disapprovingly.)
Calling the LunchBastard out is like Steve Irwin swimming with stingray, it doesn't end well....
Back off Brown Bagger Bon Jovi you couldn't hold his wang while he wizzed. (Alliteration points!)
I think I will eat something unhealthy today like: a burger, fries and more dead animal something.... I don't know.
Name:
Leyla Green Lunch:
Location:
Home Counties
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
Impotent is a better description. You really do have a death wish don't you sweety. Keep a check on your surroundings, especially bike riders !!!!! G & T with ice and lemon together with dainty lobster sanwiches, whilst I await the phone call of confirmation and communion.
Name:
Farq Lunch:
Location:
Omnipotent
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2007
Greets Blimp & RTB. How's tings.
Leyla if i ever get my hands on you i'll shove the biggest dildo i can find right up your fat arse. Emley Moor TV Tower just might fit.
Name:
Big A-Dawg Lunch:
Location:
Perth, Australia
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Well boys...I had a Pepperoni Pizza from this sweet Italian gino. It was dee aye are tee why!
This humble little Italiano joint also does gelato which is gonna get destroyed one day.
Name:
Gooky Gack Chinamanagutamana Lunch:
Location:
San Jose
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
I ate the same thing I eat everyday. Mayonnaise w/chips.
Name:
Phil McCrary PTI Lunch:
Location:
Real Close
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Your'puter is leaving a trail. Your fish is gonna flip his bowl soon.
Name:
Bon Jovi Lunch:
Location:
Near Wright Elementary School Dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
We will start with you brown shagger. We don't need to be liked. We are rich. You will never be buster (brown).
Name:
Lillipution Fenderbender Lunch:
Location:
Fellatio Springs
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
The most delicious lunch will always include Cardiac(R) Brand Cancerous Bladder Primavera.
I purchase mine from a street vendor named Emil, but it can also be found in the frozen food section of your local Piggly Wiggly. Bon apetit!
Name:
Brown Bagger Lunch:
Location:
dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
I had a normal lunch consisting of a hotdog and fries. Some of you people eat some weird stuff. And some of you people don't even know what lunch is. It is fun. So Joe Hennesy.... Don't Mess With Lunch! Or Bon Jovi will bash your head in.
Name:
Lunch Master Dave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
That bastard stole my name. You is dead meat boy.
Name:
Patty D Lunch:
Location:
Higher than that
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Yeh right. I call the newt on my shoulder Tiny, because he's my newt. The bubbles are coming to get you. I see pretty bubbles all over.
Name:
Puff the magic dragon Lunch:
Location:
Stoned Henge
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Peace people. Rib Eye. Little green worms.
Name:
Blimp Lunch:
Location:
Up NOrth
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Cod and chips with a crispy batter and lots of salt and alliker from Mrs Green's chippy. Free scrapings as well all overt' mushy peas boiled in bi-carb' watter in a big aluminium pon sithee. Tha hast fert be good fert eat all that grub, and I'm good me. The best on this site me. I fancy thee Leyla wi all that power. Tha gave t' bollocks a reight good seeing to. My kinda lass. Let me slap thi backside in friendly appreciation flower. I could eight tha backside between two Warburton's loafs petal.
Name:
Manley Footwear Lunch:
Location:
Oklahoma
WebSite: http://www.cityofmuskogee.com/
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
I like raw beef.
Name:
AOL Lunch:
Location:
USA
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Nothing to do with our 'Richard' Bollocks Richard. That poster is a fraudster.
Name:
Leyla Green Lunch:
Location:
WebSite: Home Counties
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
The rules are that Leyla makes the rules. www.thebollocks.com made the mistake of not accepting that. Would you like to try your luck? AOL boy? Crispy green salad and smoked scottish salmon, with ice cold Chardonnay in a long slim glass of Waterford crystal.
Name:
Bon Jovi Lunch:
Location:
Dressing Room
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
The dorks buy records and make us rich. We do not therefore have to like anybody. That is how it should be.567
Name:
Kyle Lunch:
Location:
Fresno
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Matthew Shoales sounds fishy doesn't it. I prefer lobster. My doggy just did a poo on the carpet.
Name:
RIck The Bastard Lunch:
Location:
Lost With No Bollocks
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
Haggis and chips.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked ! Altogether now out loud.
Name:
Matthew Shoales Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2007
i like to eat eight meals per day
Name:
Richard'Boll etc Lunch:
Location:
Narva
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Feb-2007
Layla, you stalking me? Keep it nice, as per the rules.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Feb-2007
Good catch Kyle, but I also left the "l" out of Disneyland. I would have said something about that. What did you have for lunch? Or do you just wait for me to write and find my mistakes, then eat what I eat. Kind of creepy Kyle "out of nowhere" from Fresno.
Capitalize America Joe Hennesy. Were you sad you didn't find The Great Voice of America on the LunchisFun website? Come on Brokeback. You have to relax, ride a horse, do the two step, enjoy life. "Go play on the freeway jerks" is really creative too by the way.
Richard'Bollocks'Richard-- I really hate Bon Jovi, so I have to agree with you. If it was 1980 and I had on pants tighter than my sisters and a can of hairspray in my head, I would argue.
Today, I had a Gyros sandwich....mmmmm dead baby lamb.
Name:
Leyla Green Lunch:
Location:
Home Counties
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Feb-2007
AOL eh Richard 'Bollocks' Richard ! Time for me to swipe you again oyk.
Name:
Richard'Bollocks'Richard Lunch:
Location:
Kursk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
LBD you're quite correct Oasis are a horrible band, they are after all northeners. But lets havva look an American bands......Bon Jovi for instance? What a step sideways they are.
BLT sandwich today.
Name:
Joe Hennesy Lunch:
Location:
Texas
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
The self appointed two
pubescent voices of america on this site do not speak for or represent the american people. The attitude which they espouse does this great country no favors. Go play on the freeway jerks.
Name:
Kyle Lunch:
Location:
Fresno
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
"it's freedom fries over here now and there good"......WRONG. It's THEY'RE
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
Some allies we turned out to be John's mother and father, not tuned.
No, didn't get fries with the sandwich Richard'Bollocks'Richard. That would have been a $12.00 lunch. It's nice to see somebody can take a joke on this site, without getting Anti-American. Oh, wait..the apostrophe is in the wrong spot in didn't. Oh well, simple mistake.
Elmo Throttle, it's freedom fries over here now and there good depending on where you get them and when. Mickey Mouse is for children and Disneyand isn't cool. When I describe my country, none of those three examples ever come to mind.
I hate most American people just like the rest of the world, but not cause of our Pro War Pres., stupid laws, unhealthy food and overcrowded prisons. I hate them because I'm a hateful bastard.
Today I had another burrito, I think I'm half Mexican by now. One more thing......Oasis was a horrible band.
Name:
brown bagger Lunch:
Location:
dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
You brits, with your lack of teeth and fowl odor. Why do you think the smart ones left and started a better country, called America. Shortly after, we beat your ass back across the pond where you belong and started dentistry. I had a hotdog for lunch today. Sid Snot loves listening to Elton John on his loud speakers while he masturbates to a picture of Rupert Everett. I also had some fries and a coke.
Name:
R Tillery Lunch:
Location:
Basra
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
Then they get the Israelis to do the rest of their dirty work for them. Keep your eye on Iran!!!!! They also supplied the Taliban with weapons which are now killing Brits. Who gets time for lunch these days?
Name:
John's mother and father. Lunch:
Location:
UK
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
The yank dorks cannon fired their allies the Brits who were showing orange ally markers, and tried to keep the cockpit film secret to protect themselves. Some allies they tuned out to be. The gun slinging brain dead bastards. Then they make derogatory remarks on this site about the Brits who were the only country to support them. Shame on you. You are indeed a dangerous nation and a threat to mankind worldwide.
Name:
Khaled Lunch:
Location:
Out there somewhere.
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
It goes with the country.
Name:
Yonatan Hershfiled Lunch:
Location:
Tel Aviv
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
launch was horrible.
Name:
Farq The Distroyer Of Werds Lunch:
Location:
Morley East Ardsley
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
Lowd speekers. Yeh. Fnar fnar fnar fnar fnar. Bring it on Klapton. Eye warned a krumpit two day under the gorrilla and putt buter an cheez onit. Bee wear ov Leyla donut upsett her or she wil do yuo. Ewe hav bean warmed. Fnar fnar fnar fnar.
Name:
Lindy Lunch:
Location:
Aunt Dora's place.
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
There is no mail in my inbox. Have a bagel. Or Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena venis'mecha Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach
Name:
Rick The Bastard Lunch:
Location:
Lost With No Bollocks
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
There is no such thing as soccer in the United Kingdom. Soccer is an american word which means absolutely nothing. Hey Blimpers, you are indeed the best you.
Name:
Blimp Lunch:
Location:
Up North
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
Hold hard there muckers and flowers. It's reet than knows. My own peggies are gleamers and perfect without any of that yankee scaffolding, I had a T bone steak from scotch beef last neet and that is something that the burger babes can't handle. Ugh ! braces with bits of Muck Donalds stuck in 'em. That stuff only needs sucking anyroad. I once lit up a ciggie in San Fran, and a local said I was polluting his personal column of air!! Idiot. That entire country is polluting the planet, and when it is not doing that it's dropping ordnance on everybody and testing nuclear bombs. You will all be democratic and peace loving or the americans will blast you to pulp until you behave. Nice people. Today I am having corn beef hash, and yer can't beat that on a Tuesday sorry sirrah tha knows petal.
Name:
Elmo Throttle Lunch:
Location:
Basingstoke Mass
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
All the bad language on this site comes from the american contributors, who as ever are always eager to prove their inferiority, lack of linguistic skills and inability to construct a meaningful sentence without it's use. After further consideration, they should all be in the Seine, together with French Fries, Mickey bloody Mouse and Disneyland. ! Everything which made that cess pit of a country great. How can you mate with a female who wears silver braces on her teeth from age 5 years to 45 years, by which time with straight teeth, her body falls apart and has to be reconstructed. They don't smell all that good in San Jose in mid summer either !
Name:
Sid Snot Lunch:
Location:
Hove
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Feb-2007
The only thing really fried in the USA are their collective brains.God was indeed a radio head. He invented the first loud speakers.
Name:
Richard'Bollocks'Richard Lunch:
Location:
Stalingrad
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
No LDB i just can't spell..., Did'nt you have fries with that sandwich?
Name:
Lake Lunch:
Location:
Hanoi
WebSite: http://www.guidevietnam.com/flight/vietnam-airlines/vietnam-domestic-flights.html
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
I eat every time, every where.,
Name:
Brown Bagger Lunch:
Location:
dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
Lunch today was not a super bowl of chili. LBD is not insane, he is totally f**king crazy.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
Thanks for the love boringnamecathy. Not all Americans are idiots, just like not all English people smell, have bad teeth and watch soccer.
Richard 'Bollocks' Richard, you spelled opportunity wrong. Or is it really spelled opertunity where you come from? I'm just a dumb American badass lunchbastard, I don't know.
Today I had a $8.30 tuna sandwich. I might be insane.
Name:
Robert Howson Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
My wife had a small burrito and we separated. I found comfort at Manzies Pie and Eel shop.
http://www.manze.co.uk/aboutOurFood.html
Name:
Herb Lunch:
Location:
Heading for airport.
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
If you Google it, it seems that is the case. Philip Anschutz is amongst it all somewhere as well.
Name:
Carter Jones Lunch:
Location:
Wilmington Del
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
From what I hear, they are keeping folk away by saying it's radio active.
Name:
Don Yerkapski Lunch:
Location:
Freemont
WebSite: www.lemleyandassociates.com
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
The British government are covering up the fact that large quantities of pure gold ore have been discovered at the excavations for the olympic site in east London, to prevent a sudden deluge of unlicensed prospectors from all over the world descending on the site. The governemnt intend to keep this discovery secret and to channel off this undiscovered wealth in order to pay for the olympic games while still taxing the British people. Jack Lemley who was hired as chief engineer has quit the job. The excavation site is the place to have lunch it seems. See you all there.
Name:
Richard Richard Lunch:
Location:
Sunny Essex
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
Bombay Badboy
And now i feel dirty.
Name:
Honesty Mazawattee Lunch:
Location:
Brixton
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
Yams and more yams bwana.
Name:
Sandeep Abdul O'Malley Lunch:
Location:
Beverly Hills Mumbai
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Feb-2007
Sandeep is pleased announce sudden job lot of 160,000 genuine English turkey from biggest farm in Europe. Its a gas! As seen on TV. Not Chinese copy. These are real thing. Buy now while stock last for freeze fourth of July. More genuine reproduction Chinese five spice stock cube available also when run out. Only sell to trade by pallet load. How many you wha ? Sandeep is sponsored by http://www.lemsip.com/default.php. This is offer not to be sneezed at. Dont forget Sandeeps genuine reproduction Chinese burgers and fish cakes, with lasting 2 month after taste for great value. Guaranteed will not give you wangs. Free Black & Pecker Dirty Devil to anyone who can prove Sandeep products give them wangs. Wholesale only and not available direct to pubic.
Name:
Rick The Bastard Lunch:
Location:
Lost with no bollocks
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Feb-2007
Liquid lunch today.
Name:
Blimp Lunch:
Location:
Up North
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Feb-2007
Lots of Lancashire hot pot with a greasy thick crust today me old flower with HP sauce and red cabbage in alliker. Then steamed sponge pudding drowned in melted syrup and custard.
Name:
funky Lunch:
Location:
LA
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Feb-2007
hey dudes sup!
Name:
Tammy Jo Skaggs Lunch:
Location:
Mall Food Court, Ughh
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Feb-2007
Had a bean and avacado burrito. Not as spectacular as the homemade hot sauce from LaBamba's. I had four servings on my small burrito. Delicious.
Name:
Victoria Beckham Lunch:
Location:
LA
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2007
This looks like fun.
Name:
Rick The Bastard Lunch:
Location:
Lost With No Bollocks
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2007
I must admit to going native today and having a burn up at Burger King. I will eat healthily next week though.
Name:
Leyla Green Lunch:
Location:
Home Counties
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2007
oday the sun is shining and the sky is blue. Fresh dry chilled white wine and lots of healthy salad from the serve yourself bar at Cloisters Wine Bar. I recommend it.
Name:
Blimp Lunch:
Location:
Up North
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2007
I love a half of bitter at lunch time with maybe home cooked ham on fresh crusty bread, or maybe ploughman's pickle and cheddar.
Name:
Leyla Green Lunch:
Location:
Homer Counties
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2007
Softly poached eggs on lightly buttered toast. Fresh coffee.
Name:
Richard 'Bollocks' Richard Lunch:
Location:
Lost me Bollocks
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2007
Coffee, with whitner and two sugars and a scitch egg, ate like a king today.
Name:
feedback loop Lunch:
Location:
quackerton
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
Chicken salad,piece of grilled fish and piece of bread with some sort of SPREAD that looks like regurgitated grass.and water.
Name:
Brown Bagger Lunch:
Location:
dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
he's totally right. burrito.
Name:
Rich Lunch:
Location:
Kendall Square, Cambridge, MA
WebSite: www.neshl.com
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
I went over to meet Fabiola for lunch today. We ate at Au Bon Pain...I had a soup and sandwich...both were so-so...it was fun because of the company...well...the sandwich was better than "ok" but not quite "good". The soup was almost OK. At least there were no more of those things from the cartoon network to mess up the ride back to work.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/homophoebic
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
Check the website above. No "e" in homophobic. Maybe the English throw an "E" in there, I'm from the states and we don't. Tug and Farq, you should know all about homophobia considering it's the reason many people don't like you. Kelly your point would be proven, not proved. LBD 2 Kelly 0.
Jenny, nobody has written in that blog since Sept. 2006, go write a book nobody will read.
Great joke Prophet. I refuse to believe a dirty Italian poet is going to eat pasta for lunch though. That's just crazy.
Leyla, I am a thick yank, but I can't remember allowing a toothless limey anywhere near my cucumber. So how would you know? (Somebody better get that one.)
Jackie your Hot!
Juan and Melvy need to have a beer and relax. If I am going to read that much, atleast tell me what your had for lunch. Please.
I plan on eating healthy today, maybe Hot Dogs and Pizza.
Name:
boringnamecathy Lunch:
Location:
nj
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
lunch was ok (corn muffin) but not as much fun as reading LBD's comments and kelly's lame comeback.
Now i'm full.
Name:
Ken Lunch:
Location:
home
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
two vegan corn dogs, some figs and carrots
Name:
Leyla Green Lunch:
Location:
Home Counties
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
Dainty cucumber sandwiches and a fine wine are the order of the day so that we can relax
Name:
Melvys Morton Lunch:
Location:
With Miss Etherington's Class
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
1. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
2. The passive voice is to be avoided.
3. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary.
4. Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.
5. Kill all exclamation points!!!
6. Use words correctly,irregardless of how others use them.
7. Profanity is for asses.
8. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth Earthshaking ideas.
9. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
10. Eliminate quotations. "I hate quotations".
11. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: 12. Puns are for children, not for groan readers.
13. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
14. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
15. Who needs rhetorical questions?
16. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
16. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Name:
Juan Kerr Lunch:
Location:
Skool
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid clichs like the plague. (They're old hat.)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
8. Be more or less specific.
9. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. One should never generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as clichs.
16. Don't use no double negatives.
17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
Name:
The Prophet Lunch:
Location:
In a cave
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
Since when has grammar been spelling, and vice versa anyway? For the American audience, "Vice Versa" is not dirty Italian poetry. Pasta sounds good.
Name:
Jenny Lunch:
Location:
At my Blog
WebSite: http://www.jenny.portodiao.com/homo-phoebic-anyone/
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2007
It is always the case that when the uneducated try to be clever, they then can be relied upon to announce their stupidity for all to see. Most of the postings here do the USA a great disservice worldwide. At least I afford you the chance to comment on my blog, and you do not need to even mention food.
Name:
Jackie is hot (kiddingggggggggg) Lunch:
Location:
Houston texas
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
so0o ..... i smell quesadillas! ahahahahaha i was kinda jealous that every one was usin the "smell" verb in their sentences so i had to use it! lunch....technically (sorry dave i think i misspelled that...dont kill me) i skipped lunch today! i took a long ass daily routine nap during lunch....but i did have breakfast!!! i had a kolache from shipleys and then for like a late late lunch/ early dinner i definitely splitted quesadillas from dona lupe's!!! ahhhh it was yummy....and then i got some tea from starbucks ! i love my life!!! bye bye yall!!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
I had a burrito for lunch and it was special.
Name:
louise Lunch:
Location:
fun town
WebSite: none
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
hi mi nombre es lena y i like to eat but i makes some people fat okk wel ttyl
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Name:
Brown Bagger Lunch:
Location:
Dekalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
I had a beef sandwich for lunch and it was good.
Name:
Ailsa Lunch:
Location:
Dumfries & Galloway
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
It's no that warm here either. Lots of hot porridge needed in the morning, and at lunch and at bed time as well. Then a night with Big Tam.
Name:
boringnamecathy Lunch:
Location:
nj
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
sat here freezing in NJ; no lunch cause i had a bagel this morning.
Name:
Rick The Bastard Lunch:
Location:
Lost With No Bollocks
WebSite: www.thebollocks.com
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
This is my morning, my day beginneth: arise now, arise, thou great noontide!"- -
Thus spake Zarathustra and left his cave, glowing and strong, like a morning sun coming out of gloomy mountains, and immediately tripped over a discarded KFC family bucket which some inconsiderate cretin had used for his lunch. Zarathustra was seriously injured and cursed humanity. God damned unhealthy fast food.
Name:
Kelly Lunch:
Location:
Placerville
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Feb-2007
I had lemon tea and crispbread today, and felt sad that there are so many intolerant tossers around.
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