Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Analville, CA
WebSite: http://www.anus_nation.com/
Date of Lunch: 28-Jun-2009
Wooooooo! Wooooooo! Wooooooo! Marshall Anus runs this anus territory! There'll only be anus lunches from now on!!!! Homo there loves anus, so does Robby! Woooo! I'm fixin' to snack on my ol' pal Davey's reeking, rotting, diseased anus in 'bout 10 minutes. Anus McGillicutty runs this here anus land!!! ANUS!!!!!
Name:
homo Lunch:
Location:
sex
WebSite: fags-r-us.com
Date of Lunch: 25-Jun-2009
hi everybody im gay and did i mention ol' robert is uncircumsized he is really small and has no nutsack so i couldnt toss his salad!!!
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Rob's House
WebSite: http://www.anal_explorations.edu/assram
Date of Lunch: 11-Jun-2009
Weeeeeeeelllll well well! Davey's gone so ol' Marshall Anus might just have to make due with Robby here. Hey you want some pulsating, rotting, reeking, diseased anus with that chicken Rob? Cuz yur gonna get some! Woooooooo! I'm the Marshall of ANUS! That BUTT feller's got the right anus idea! An anus is always tasty and delicious fer lunch! I'm Anus McGillicutty and I'm the Marshall in these here anus parts!
Name:
Robert Skye Lunch:
Location:
work
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Jun-2009
Today, I had cashew chicken for lunch. It was delicious.
Name:
Yoghurt Lunch:
Location:
Barnsley
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Jun-2009
It was just a yoghurt :(
Name:
BUTT Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Jun-2009
I ATE A BUTTHOLE. IT WAS POOPY.
Name:
Sandra Bullock Lunch:
Location:
The pool! :(
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Jun-2009
We ate in the pool and my cheez its were soggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
here
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Jun-2009
Had lunch at a friends house unexpectedly, a Serbian gal. Good healthy serbian flavored stew. Kids liked it, as I did too. I didn't eat enough because I was hungry when I got home. Where's Lunch Bastard Dave? He seems to be the only reason people visit or post here.
Name:
keke Lunch:
Location:
lunch
WebSite: what for lunch today
Date of Lunch: 28-May-2009
we have superstar cake mashmuteds and we is havehamburger chesse burger chickennuggets greenpeas
Name:
Gay Skidgie Lunch:
Location:
Lansing, MI
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 24-May-2009
Woooo wow whoa wow! I'm gay! I have multiple personalities and my dominate one is this one! A big ass-stuffing homo! Actually, I prefer it IN my asshole! I'm not having an aneurysm, I'm having an ANALISM! Yea! Stuff my asshole!
Name:
Rich Lunch:
Location:
Gentle Giant Boat House in Malden
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-May-2009
I forgot to eat lunch because I was out on the water coaching the team...I had some water though - from a bottle not from the Mystic River.
Name:
tien huy Lunch:
Location:
vietnam
WebSite: http://www.namhaihotel.com
Date of Lunch: 22-May-2009
hotels in hanoi,hanoi hotels,hotel in hanoi,hanoi hotel,hanoi budget hotel
Name:
Skidgie Lunch:
Location:
Lansing, MI
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 21-May-2009
Today I split a fivedollafootlong with a co-worker and enjoyed it outdoors. Dave, I miss your pithy comments, I wish you'd post here more often. You 'tards that are gay for Dave are giving me an aneurysm.
Name:
LaunchBastardRon Lunch:
Location:
Los Angeles
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 20-May-2009
Hello everyone, I'm LunchBastardDave's cousin, LaunchBastardRon. I need to clear up some misconceptions about him. First, despite what he says about "Craving vagina", he has been openly homosexual for around 3 years. Secondly, he's not really from Chicago, he's from San Francisco. He moved there after coming out of the closet because it better accommodated his lifestyle. Finally, he actually is quite the gourmand and eats at some of the finest restaurants in San Francisco, although he'd rather have you believe he eats burgers, subs and burritos all day. Thank you, that is all.
Name:
HUGE GAY Lunch:
Location:
GAY LAND OF GAYS AND COCKS AND DICKS
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 19-May-2009
ME AND LUNCHBASTARDDAVE IS GAY IN THE BUTT WITH EACHUTHER PENUS AND ASSSHOLES AND MY COCK ENJOYING THEM ALOT DAVE LIKES MY DICK SPERTING IN HIS ASS AND MOUTH FOR LUNCH ALL TIMES IT SI GAY AND HOMO JUST LIKE ME
Name:
Danny Taylor Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-May-2009
I had 2 packets of crips , sausage rolle , 2 cans of drink and when i was taking a bite into my chocolate bar i spotted Lily Allen the musican ( celebrity etc) who likes to smile having sex with her boobs out with that guy from that premiere website from T4 , Mark I think his name is ! I hear she has a twitter and myspace page. Lily Allen is now Londons rock chick
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Gary, Indiana
WebSite: http://www.gaysexexplosion/dave_loves_cock
Date of Lunch: 14-May-2009
Weeeeeeellll look who's back anus fans! It's your ol' pal, Marshal Anus! Poor Davey, he's just upset because his buttery, reeking, diseased mangina hasn't been stretched out by my syphilitic sausage in awhile! Don't you worry Davey, I'm a comin' to give your man-pussy the reaming of a lifetime! That's right, I'm the Marshal in these here parts and it's ANUS TIME!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-May-2009
Hucab...you are a banana. I had soup today.
Name:
LBD Fan Lunch:
Location:
Somewhere
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-May-2009
LunchBastardDave... we miss your witty comments. Please come back and lay out the hate on the hucab. Plzzz!!!!!!
Name:
Dave Fan Lunch:
Location:
eh
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-May-2009
Where's LunchBastardDave? He is the only reason that I go to this page. I look forward to reading about who is responding to. I miss hearing from Elise as well. Where the hell did she go? When her and Dave were going back and forth, it was the biggity biggity best! Come back Dave! Come back Elise! We miss y'all here!
Name:
Employee I Lunch:
Location:
tbd
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-May-2009
awaiting the funnest lunch ever....
Name:
Robyn Lunch:
Location:
Calgary
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-May-2009
Mmmmm left over pork chops with potatoes, carrots and cauliflower. Go thing you can't catch the swine flu from eating cooked pork.
Name:
thomas Do Lunch:
Location:
Vietnam
WebSite: http://vietnambookingtour.com
Date of Lunch: 3-May-2009
Vietnam Travel with Vietnam Booking tour
Name:
Mike Lunch:
Location:
Home
WebSite: thisiswhyyourefat.com/
Date of Lunch: 2-May-2009
Today, I took 2 jelly donuts, sucked out the jelly with a straw and filled them with chocolate syrup. Then, I fried up a 3/4 lb. ground pork patty, put it between the 2 chocolate syrup filled jelly donuts and had myself nice juicy chocolate filled jelly donut porkburger. I have really bad gas and heartburn. I don't know why.
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
#1 Happy Street
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Apr-2009
I had cheeseburgers,cheesesticks and french fries. Im a fatass. And it was good.
Name:
luke jellinf Lunch:
Location:
WebSite: www.premierehub.com
Date of Lunch: 22-Apr-2009
premierehub website which is not very good at all is no longer working ! typical of this site which i find often carries wrong info. Bad site
www.premierehub.com is very bad AVIOD
Name:
louke own Lunch:
Location:
WebSite: www.twitter.com/susanpebbles
Date of Lunch: 21-Apr-2009
I had lunch and discovered Suan boyle now has a official page on twitter !
She is looking for 5000 followers by the weekend
Name:
Bowl of Pho' Lunch:
Location:
Okey Dokey
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Apr-2009
Had to cruise with da Du on the way up to lunch... so not so fun. Had the spicey tuna roll, tasted good, but let's just say i paid for it 30 minutes later. I agree with LBD and E I... what's up wit HUCAB?!?!
Name:
HUCAB Lunch:
Location:
LAB
WebSite: www.somewhat.com
Date of Lunch: 17-Apr-2009
Hid in the LAB as these CABS departed for fun lunch. As soon as these cabs left basically departed the building for a REAL FUN LUNCH at home as I watched Maury Povich and paternity test results. It was truly a FUN LUNCH. LBD will u marry me? Okay bye.....
Name:
Employee I Lunch:
Location:
Okidoki
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Apr-2009
Reporting live from btru mobile. Luch today was ok we talked about tatoo. Service was slow and the fish was ok acording to employee B. 4 other employees was deserted with no topics. To sum it up lunch was no FUN. I agree with LBD there is something wrong with HUCAB
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 16-Apr-2009
I think if you go back to a buffet 4 times, you are a giant fatass virgin. I had pizza. HUCAB has to have down syndrome.
Name:
Employee I Lunch:
Location:
Pasta Bravo
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Apr-2009
Today's Lunch was nothing but atrocious. I had the so called "buffet". With watchful eyes they (the fake Italian employees) monitored the amount of food I consumed like a hawk stalking its prey. When I came back for the 4th time, they looked at me with disgrace. Today's lunch was no fun AT ALL. LBD, what do you think?
Name:
HUCAB Lunch:
Location:
NAM Smog Check
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Apr-2009
Had to run to NAM Smog today to see IGOR's peoplez cause they tryin to playa hate on a paki from passing SMOG. So Lunch was NOT FUN at all cause I stood at NAM SMOG gettin ripped off by these CABs. They told me I would get free retest but then the man from NAM said "You gimme a ten dolla or no retest". So lunch was NOT FUN!
Name:
Employee I Lunch:
Location:
Cabless lunch
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Apr-2009
We had our cabless lunch yesterday and it was awesome. I agree with HUCAB it was the best Fun Lunch
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Apr-2009
What the f@ck are you talking about HUCAB? Lay off the paint huffin'. I had some stew for lunch, it wasn't half as stupid as HUCAB.
Name:
HUCAB Lunch:
Location:
Chili's
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Apr-2009
Lunch w/ DU was a lot of fun. It was the best Fun Lunch I ever had according to Employee Igor. We went to Chili's for Cheecab's execution. Execution Lunches are always FUN!!
Name:
Ron Cruz Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Apr-2009
Today I had some hand pudding and a pudding pop for lunch... they were both deliciously naughty. Lunch was fun!!!!
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
#1 Happy Street
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Apr-2009
Taco Bell is the greatest. Very healthy, and cheap. Someone once got sick from someone eating s**t in their burrito in Texas years ago. I still love Taco Bell.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Apr-2009
Jeff, you are the most boring f@ckface I have ever read about. Taco Bell for lunch today...yeah, healthy.
Name:
jeff Lunch:
Location:
oakville
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Apr-2009
it was alright
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
#1 Fecal Street
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Apr-2009
i had a piece of bread. two bites of spaghetti and meatballs, two bites of oatmeal, and half a turkey sandwich with ranch doritos on it.
Name:
Vietnam holiday, vietnam travel Lunch:
Location:
Vietnam
WebSite: http://www.buffalotours.com
Date of Lunch: 7-Apr-2009
Vietnam holiday, indochina travel, vietnam tour, vietnam cruise,
laos tour, cambodia vacation, mekong cruise
Name:
Ron Cruz Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Apr-2009
Stuck at work and my office manager ordered us up some slop from a soon to be fired employee's father's take out place. Too much oil and not enough sperm!
Lunch was ok.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 30-Mar-2009
Wow, Hilarious. I had tacos for lunch.
Name:
Butt Stink Lunch:
Location:
Butt Land
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Mar-2009
I ate a butt stink sandwich today. Then I was gay with Dave. He liked it.
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
#1 Happy Street
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Mar-2009
This is boring. I dont remember if I ate lunch today. I guess it wasn't fun.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Mar-2009
No soup for you Elise! Lobster Bisque?...gross. INITIAL BD, I lost brain cells reading your jibberish. Please stay in school. I had a burrito for lunch.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Mar-2009
Today was lobster bisque and a side salad, which I enjoyed very much. Spring is almost here! Yea!
Name:
VeganMike Lunch:
Location:
Wisconsin
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Mar-2009
Standard vegan fare today: Peanut butter sandwich, lime-ade, and hot veg. soup. Ate after a 6 mile run around a lake. Fell in thru the ice, just up to my knees though.
Name:
Elaine Lunch:
Location:
NYC, garment district
WebSite: http://elaineperlov.blogspot.com/
Date of Lunch: 12-Mar-2009
Lunch. Not that great. Pretty boring actually. Sushi + Japanese peapod snax. They are like chips in the shape of peapods. I think I ate too much.
Name:
iNITIAL BD Lunch:
Location:
New York
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Mar-2009
Apparently Lunch was fun, i mean humerus, that's what C.W says, he loved that growl and and another guy thought i was his his sexual bodyguard, WOW, anyways i cant speak English, pep call me big blue, and I'm gonna be the next Ozzy Ozborn Idol
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Mar-2009
Dave, I know you're insulting me, but at least it's not your usual brutal verbal abuse. I loathe to admit this, but, you're right about everyone else who mentioned you. Jackasses all. Ugh, can't believe I'm agreeing with you. Anyway, I had a turkey sub today, it was alright.
Name:
Robert Skye Lunch:
Location:
home
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Mar-2009
I had quiche from Trader Joe's. It was pretty good. After work, I went to B&J and bought an audio book called "The Terminal Spy." A true story of the first act of nuclear terrorism and the new cold war. I look forward to giving it a listen.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Mar-2009
Elise eats fish tacos? Doesn't surprise me. Everyone else who mentioned LunchBastard is a virgin jackass. Be funny please..not stupid. I had soup and salad for lunch.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Mar-2009
Dave's mom? At least it's something new, although, I really doubt she'd post here... Anyway, lunch was fish tacos again, they were pretty good.
Name:
LunchBastardDave's Mother Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Mar-2009
Dave, this is your mother. You need to stop all this nonsense on here and come home for your lunch. We're having leftover spaghetti. You never visit anymore unless you want something from me, such a terrible was to treat your dear old mom. Also, the rest of you, I don't know what YOUR parents taught you, but the sort of things you speak about on here are not appropriate! I don't appreciate people insinuating that you're having 'relations' with me. Also, the language on here is just terrible! Kids these days....
Name:
stinky penus Lunch:
Location:
std clinic
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Mar-2009
i had to go to teh clinic for lunch becase my penus is stinky and burns when peing prolly cuz i had sex with dave and anus mcgilicuty it iches and smells bad to
Name:
GayBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Mar-2009
I am LunchBastardDave's gay sex lover! For lunch we greased our whole bodies up with cooking oil and played "penis slip and slide"! After that, Dave took it deep and hard in his asshole from my huge cock! He loves it rough and hot like that. When I was done, I took at dump on his chest and we smeared it all over each other. It was the raunchiest, gayest fun EVER!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Mar-2009
Good story Baxter, but there is no way you have a girlfriend. Admit it Elise, you missed me smelly, didn't you? Nothing from Al O'bama? Figures. Limey wanker. Alright, eat s**t everyone, I had a little sandwich through a hole in a wall in Venezuala...
Name:
Baxter Lunch:
Location:
Venezuela
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Mar-2009
Today for lunch I had a ham sandwich that my girlfriend made me. I brought my sandwich to the bathroom because I had to poop and I wanted to kill 2 birds with one stone. So I'm sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden I notice this glory hole behind my head so I stick my dick in the hole and I'm hard before you can say "briskit". So I'm getting off in this stall adn when it's all over I stick the last few bites of my sandwich into the hole and run off to my car to get back to work.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Mar-2009
Wow, have we really won a reprieve from Dave for this long? Not that I'm complaining. Today was pan-fried oysters and rice! It was REALLY good!
Name:
daigo Lunch:
Location:
home
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Mar-2009
Leftover spaghetti. It was good. I'm a big leftovers fan.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Mar-2009
Great, the anus guy is back. I really wish he wasn't on the "anus case".... Anyway today's lunch was a tomato bisque with small salad and it was good!
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
#1 Happy Street
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Mar-2009
I had a happy granola bar, a cucumber and reduced fat cream cheese sandwich, with crystal light.. It was so fun, perfect, light and happy that I took the rest of the cucumber and had my way with it since Dave loves to know I am a master of BATE.
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Detriot, Michigan
WebSite: http://anusisfun.com/
Date of Lunch: 1-Mar-2009
Weeeeeeeeeeeeelllll well well! It's been awhile anus fans! It's yer ol' pal, Marshall Anus back on the gay reeking anus case! Why looky here, Davey's been gettin' mighty uppity with folks and it's time he remembers that he's a cockthristy, rimbjobbing, asslicker and I'm here to remind him. I hope you ain't been washin' that filthy, rotten, hairy, diseased, well-plowed anus of yers Davey, 'cause ol' Marshall Anus is coming to town to abuse it some more! Today for lunch, I had to settle fer some smoked sausage on an anus bun from some guy named Skidgie, but tomorrow, that delicious, puckered anus is MINE! WOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!
Name:
Billy Lunch:
Location:
sexy town
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Feb-2009
for luch i ate ur mom cuz shes a hore
Name:
Skidgie Lunch:
Location:
Lansing Michigan
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 26-Feb-2009
Today I had yesterday's lunch.
Name:
GAY HOMO SEX Lunch:
Location:
SEXING A BUTTHOLE
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 26-Feb-2009
I HAVE GAY HOMO SEXING BUTTHOLES WITH DAVE HE IS THE GAY OF GAYS IN MY ASS AND LIKES IT WHEN THE DICK SAWS BACK AND FORTH IN HIS ASS I AM GAY WITH GAYS AND HOMO BUTTHOLING SEXING GAY RIMJOBS ARE GAY AND DAVE LIKES ASS AND DICK AND GAY GAY HOMO SEX HOLES GET FILLED BY ME AND DAVE LIKES HIS ASS GETTING PLUNGED BY COCK AND DICK RIMJOBBING IS GAY AND HOMO WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT AND GAY TIMES
Name:
Rich Lunch:
Location:
My kitchen
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 25-Feb-2009
Today I was looking forward to making home-made meatballs to go with some fresh pasta from Dave's Fresh Pasta...then I remembered it was Ash Wed. No meat today....I had cheese pizza instead..
Name:
Skidgie Lunch:
Location:
Lansing Michigan
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 25-Feb-2009
I brought a turkey and cheese on wheat bread and a raspberry Nutri-Grain bar, but my boss bought pizza for everyone so I had that instead.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 25-Feb-2009
Alright, I hate to admit this, but I agree with Dave on this Al O'Bama character. Don't come in here and tell us our English is incorrect because we're not weird and but extra letters in words where they're not needed. Besides, we don't need any extra spelling police on this site. Today was clam chowder and a turkey sandwich.
Name:
Skidgie Lunch:
Location:
Lansing Michigan
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 24-Feb-2009
I had bologna and cheese on wheat bread and a blackberry Nutri-Grain bar.
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
woody pecker
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Feb-2009
I had pork.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Feb-2009
Do me a FAVOR and blow me...you English crooked tooth having ass clown. Tacos today.
Name:
Al O'Bama Lunch:
Location:
Behind you
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Feb-2009
Favour requires a "U" you illiterate foreign despoiler of the English language. It is "so fat" and not that fat. That fat signifies a reduction, or can be used as a noun in order to particularise. "You fat person" should be part of the preceding sentence. Must attend school more frequently.
Name:
Robert Skye Lunch:
Location:
CB Hannegan's
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Feb-2009
Today I had a BBQ chicken salad sandwich, coleslaw, 2 shots of Jameson, and 2 Harp Lagers. It was f**kin' awesome!
Name:
LunchBastarDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Feb-2009
Wow...I was extra mean there. I have no idea if you are that fat Elise. Do me a favor and don't fall down and hurt yourself. Rubber Soul you still suck penis. I had a deli sandwich today.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Feb-2009
Thank you 'Professor Punctuation'! I have no idea how I would get through life without your assistance. Anyway, I had a tuna melt today with potato chips and it was tasty.
Name:
Robert Skye Lunch:
Location:
Le Boulenger
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Feb-2009
Today, I had a bay shrimp melt sandwich from Le Boulenger w/ a pickel and a small bag of lay's potato chips. Much love and healing energy to all who visit this site.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Feb-2009
Why do you keep telling me to fall down and hurt myself, requires a question mark Elise. You fat person. I'm eating Burger King today. I know it's crap, but..whatever. I'm not a fat person like Cannon Beach pig face. Hey Rubber Soul!! You suck penis.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Feb-2009
Wow, I've been busy, so I haven't been on here for awhile. Guess what I had for lunch today Dave? A burrito, which appears to be one of your favorites. Why do you keep telling me to fall down and hurt myself, I'm not some old lady. Or fat person, since I'm sure that's the next thing you'll accuse me of.
Name:
Rick Shaw Lunch:
Location:
Bejing
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
Rick's Chinese burgers aromatic and tangy. You can now find Chinese five spice blends in spice section of most supermarkets, where you'll also find prepared Tiger Sauce and Asian Parrot oil. Also brand new reconstituted Chinese dried burger meat, which taste almost like food. Never premasticated, so must have teeths for chew. Guaranteed not to give you wangs later in evening. Try bargain pallet load at introductory price. Free noodles with every pallet. Some day money back guarantee.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
Rubber Soul- Don't talk to you with jizz on my breath? Really? Very clever, except I'm typing... and you're a pubeless virgin. Every s**t I have ever taken has been funnier than you are. Hands down. You had a tic tac for lunch? So one for lunch and one for a penis. Sounds right. Dildo. I had tacos today.
Name:
Dick Leksick Lunch:
Location:
Saxet
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
Bum raba dna a root reeb.
Name:
RubberSoul Lunch:
Location:
Pickleweasels
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Feb-2009
LBDave, stop talking to me with jizz on your breath. If I wanted any sh*t out of you, I would have squeezed your head. Had a Tic-Tac for lunch.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Feb-2009
Both of you are complete idiots. Aujus, you can't just stick periods anywhere in a sentence. Rubber Soul, you know you love asshole sauce. You are just use to your boyfriends flavor. JJ's sub today.
Name:
RubberSoul Lunch:
Location:
Dark side of moon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Feb-2009
Had a LunchBasterdDave sandwich today. Too much asshole sauce though. Think I'll ask for a refund....
Name:
Aujus Lunch:
Location:
#1 Happy Street
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2009
My lunch was fun. I had a vomit salad with chunks of burrito (from Dave) and nacho fingerling chips. And orange juice. cleaned it off the floor and carpet at 12 a.m.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Feb-2009
Good one Mike. Spell everything wrong, haven't seen that before. Way to think I wouldn't comment you butt loving blow job giver. Beef stew for lunch today. Elise???....Fall down and fracture something.
Name:
mike Lunch:
Location:
my howse
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Feb-2009
My lunch wus prety fun. I had rosted chiken with a wite wine sawce, and olivs and masht potatos on the side. I washt it down with a pepsy.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2009
I won't even comment Alyssa...don't f@#k with me. Elise, we all know you had fish and chips and a burger plus coleslaw and ham, etc... etc.
You make my job easier with your dumb-assness. Today, I had pasta for lunch.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Feb-2009
Hey, what happened to my post a few days ago?! If you're wondering, I had a burger then and that's what I was referring to in my previous post. Made me look dumb.... Anyway, lunch was pasta salad with chicken, it was ok.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Feb-2009
Lunch today was fish and chips with cole slaw, which was pretty tasty. Yes Dave, I had a burger, are you going to tell me I'm fat again? Is it just me, or does Dave have groupies now? If that's the case, it can lead to terrible things....
Name:
alyssa Lunch:
Location:
kichen
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Jan-2009
it was cind of fun
Name:
aujus Lunch:
Location:
north pole
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 30-Jan-2009
damn right dave. just finished. my lunch was fun.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Rubber Soul- Where do you get off correcting spelling you s**thead? You're not kidding anyone with your rubber fingers and Novocain. We all know your love making actually involves one angry monkey and your pocket-sized penis. Elise cannot handle the LunchBastard, so let's stop giving her masturbation material. Aujus- I am an asshole, thank you for noticing. You spelled bait wrong because the only bait you have mastered is masturbating. We all do it; we just don't all rub ham on ourselves first. Right… Elise? I had a burrito for lunch.
Name:
RubberSoul Lunch:
Location:
Whiskerbiscuits
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Aujus... where did you learn to spell 'bait'? Internet college must be paying off in dividends. LunchBastardDave, you and Elise need to hook up at a Motel 6 and make some angry monkey love. Seriously, the kind that involves big rubber fingers and Novocaine. I had a furburger for lunch with extra meat curtains.
Name:
aujus Lunch:
Location:
colorado
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Dave, I just found this site, and was surprised when I read the lover's arguments between you and Elise. You're an asshole, but , you're funny, and they keep taking the bate.
Name:
HR Lunch:
Location:
My desk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 28-Jan-2009
Two hand rolls, two pieces of mackeral sashimi, a piece of soft clam sashimi, and some miso soup. Tasty.
Name:
Robert Skye Lunch:
Location:
home
WebSite: Youtube.com/romexmagi69
Date of Lunch: 26-Jan-2009
Today, I had a spinach, garlic and mushroom DiGiorno pizza. It was delicious. Hope everyone's having a great 2009. Even Dave.
Name:
Heckler&Schmerr Lunch:
Location:
Seattle Sun (inside)
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Jan-2009
We had veggie sandwiches on homemade bread, with pickles and chip (pickles and chips with every bite).
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Jan-2009
Very true Elise. If I ever used Nancy Boy, Drongo and poofter to insult someone, I'd have to reconsider many things in my life. For example: How could I use words that gay and still crave vagina? It would be impossible. Anyway, screw you Elise. I'm having a sub for lunch.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Jan-2009
You know Dave, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, although, the other Dave doesn't seem to have your knack for insults, does he? I had a meatball sub for lunch, it was yummy!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Jan-2009
No way! You wrote as me. Nobody has ever done that before. You unoriginal tiny penis. Good Job.
I had soup for lunch.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
S**t Cargo
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Jan-2009
I have to say sorry to the world for showing that I am a drongo. I thought you pronounced QUAYS like GAYS. Now I know it is pronounced like KEYS. I would automatically think gays then would I not, as I am inadequate, and a Nancy Boy in a man's world. I feel so stupid, and now you will all know that I am an unemployed America poofter, with an unhealthy perverted mind, and nothing to do all day but send filth to open websites. Ya can't ban me though can ya Lunch Boy.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Jan-2009
I'm sorry Dave, you're right, you do have manners..... and they're terrible! Turkey club today which was alright.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
Way to spell your state right stupid-ass llly. I don't care if you meant to...you're dumb. Anus, you have never said anything funny and that's sad. Go away you virgin dick licker. Go to hell Elise, you ugly pig faced smelly crotch having f**kface. I have manners bitch. Hmm..a beef sandwich for lunch today.
Name:
lilly Lunch:
Location:
west virgina
WebSite: hi
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
hi you guys are totally fat!!! ya i said it fat!!!
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
Gulpin, I apologize for Dave, he seems to have never been taught any manners. Lunch was a chicken alfredo and it was delicious.
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Jan-2009
Weeeeeelllll weeeeell well! Looks who's back anus fans! That's right, it's your ol' pal Marshal Anus! Dave, YOU need to be enjoying more ANUS for lunch, you dirty rimjob-lovin' bastard! How about I come over to yer office for lunch and sit on your face with my infected, hairy, reeking, unwiped anus! Mmmmmm, gotta love a filthy anus for lunch, in fact, that's what I'm gonna have! Be seein' ya soon Davey...
Name:
HR Lunch:
Location:
My desk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Jan-2009
Sushi hand rolls. Spicy tuna, etc. Also a couple pieces of sashimi white tuna. Delish. And spicy!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Jan-2009
"Yer need to get out more mate" ???? YOU need to be less stupid. Pizza for lunch.
Name:
Gulpin Warter Lunch:
Location:
Brisbane
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Jan-2009
That LBD is one sad dude. Yer need to get out more mate and find a job.
Name:
Salad Master Lunch:
Location:
San Diego
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Jan-2009
For lunch, the Salad Master had a absolutely amazing spinach salad with grilled chicken! It was so scrumptious! A fun+ lunch indeed!
Name:
HR Lunch:
Location:
My desk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Jan-2009
Turkey sandwich with muenster cheese on a roll with lettuce and tomato. A peach iced tea.
Name:
Punctilious Lunch:
Location:
At my desk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Jan-2009
I just had a Caesar salad that I brought with me from Central Market. The croutons were soggy and there was too much garlic in the dressing, but otherwise, it was good.
Name:
HR Lunch:
Location:
My desk
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Jan-2009
Ham sandwich with American cheese on a roll with lettuce and tomato. A peach iced tea.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Jan-2009
No. Go away 'Salad Tosser' and 'GAY POLIE', you are dirty and gross. You two can take Dave with you since he seems to have an unhealthy fascination with me. Had a chicken wrap today, it was pretty yummy!
Name:
GAY POLIE Lunch:
Location:
GAY EARTH
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Jan-2009
I AM GAY AND FUNNY AND GAY AND HOMO SEX TIMES IN THE BUTTHOLE NOT FUNNY POLICE PENISES MY ASS CRACK AND LIKES IT CAUSE IT IS GAY SEX TIMES SEX HOLE I LIKE GAY AND LIKEHOLE GAY SEX TIMES RIMJOBS AND BUTT LOVE SEXING HOLES
Name:
Not Funny Police Lunch:
Location:
Earth
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Jan-2009
NOT FUNNY...ALL CAPS.
Name:
Salad Tosser Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite: www.twilightsex.com/ass-licking-thumbs.html
Date of Lunch: 7-Jan-2009
WOOOOO WOW WHOA WOW I'M GAY AND I TOSSED DAVE'S SALAD FOR LUNCH IT WAS DELICIOUS AND GAY HOMO TIMES ANAL SEX WAS GOOD WITH DAVE TOO HE LIKED THE GAY SEX ACTION WITH MY COCK AND ASS AND BALLS THE DICK WENT IN AND OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE AND IT WAS GAY AND HOMO SEX TIMES
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Jan-2009
I'm so glad you're so concerned with my weight Dave, but you're way off base.... again. BTW, very original, calling him 'Salad Tosser' I'm sure no one saw that coming. I had a turkey sub today, it was alright.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Jan-2009
That's exactly what a fat chick would say Elise. Salad Master? More like Salad Tosser...oh, snap.
Chicken Sandwich and some drinks today.
Name:
Salad Master Lunch:
Location:
San Diego
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Jan-2009
On this glorious day, the Salad Master had a fabulous Cobb Salad! All the ingredients were of superb quality and it was a most enjoyable lunch experience. Most definitely a 'Super FUN!' lunch, I must say.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Jan-2009
Today was a tasty lunch of peanut chicken from the Thai food place. Dave, come on, it was New Years Day and I was enjoying myself! You know the holidays aren't really the best time for watching what one is eating you know. Besides, aren't you usually eating those burritos all the time? Tsk tsk, maybe you should be more concerned with your OWN diet. :)
Name:
Heath Row Lunch:
Location:
Five Boroughs Bistro
WebSite: mediadiet.net
Date of Lunch: 5-Jan-2009
Corned beef sandwich on wheat with cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and dijon mustard, Mr. Fancy Pants. Two chocolate chip cookies. A bottle of Gus Dry Soda, which may have killed by penchant for small-batch soda pop. Gimme gimme Boylan!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Jan-2009
Bernard!!! There is no way you ate all that food AND had room for all the dick you put in your mouth. Elise- Shouldn't you be watching your weight? Pulled Pork? C'mon. You're such a porker. Jimmy John's subs today... Pigs.
Name:
Bernard Lunch:
Location:
downtown
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Jan-2009
Today, I went to Jack in the Box and ordered 5 Bacon Ultimate CheeseBurgers with six chocolate milk shakes. I ate them as fast as i could on my way to Taco Bell to get my lunch entree which was 20 tacos. I blended the tacos with my remaining cheeseburgers and ate them all in under 10 minutes. Then, I went to 7-11 and had 8 hot dogs for dessert. Then I washed it all down with 3 gallons of eggnog
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Jan-2009
Actually Dave, I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas either.... you're still being rude to everyone! Lunch today was a pulled pork sandwich with waffle fries! Happy New Year everyone!
Name:
Salad Master Lunch:
Location:
San Diego
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 31-Dec-2008
Today, the Salad Master had a Chinese chicken salad. The greens were crisp and the dressing was fabulous! It just made my lunch perfect and brightened up my whole day!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 30-Dec-2008
You'll have to read a few posts down for this: Jiggle dick! It's syphilis, you shriveled penis owner. Get it right. "Twat" Do the entire world a favor and cut all your fingers off, never post again and eat a heavy amount of poison for lunch. Elise..Elise..Elise...Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? Hmm..Hmm? I didn't, because you obviously are still waking up in the morning. Turkey sandwich today.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 30-Dec-2008
Hey, look who's back. At least the insults are more tame this time. Today was chicken yakisoba, it was pretty good.
Name:
robert Skye Lunch:
Location:
home
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 29-Dec-2008
Today, I had roast chicken with a tortilla and a 7-up. It's nice to see that everyone is getting along well on this site. How sweet of Dave to wish Elise a Merry Christmas. Happy New Year everyone.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 29-Dec-2008
A magical salad?? Wow, that's gay, even for this site. Merry Christmas Elise!! Ugly.
I had JJ's.
Name:
Salad Master Lunch:
Location:
San Diego
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 29-Dec-2008
Today, the Salad Master had a spectacular Chicken Caesar salad with fresh ground pepper and succulent grilled chicken. It was almost magical.
Name:
Twat Lunch:
Location:
Twat Land
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 24-Dec-2008
I'm a TWAT and like TWATTY things TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT!!!!!!! For lunch I had an England sucks sandwich which was all TWATTED UP! TWAT TWAT TWAT!
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
Key West, Florida
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Dec-2008
Weeeeellllll, well, well, looks like Davey there has had enough and gave up the ghost. Gave it up like he gives up his anus! Mmmmm, I sure do love an anus! Well, ol' Marshal Anus is on vacation 'til next year down here in Key West, where there is a WHOLE BUNCH of gays who LOVE my hairy, rotting reeking, dripping, unwiped, puckering anus. Too bad you're not here Davey, I know how much you love dirty anus too! That's it 'til next year anus fans!
Name:
GAY HOMO KING Lunch:
Location:
GAY LAND
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Dec-2008
I AM A HUGE GAY WITH LUNCHBASTARDDAVE HE LIKES MY BUTTHOLE AND PUTTING THINGS INSIDE IT I AM GAY AND LIKE MEN TO GO INSIDE MY ASS WE SHOULD ALL HOMO IT UP AND BE GAY BECAUSE GAY IS GOOD AND MAN SEX IS FUN AND I AM SEXING A MAN UP RIGHT NOW INSIDE HIS BUTT JIGGLE DICK IS MY GAY FRIEND AND I LIKE GAYS
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Dec-2008
Brrrr, it's been cold! Jiggle Dick? Ew, just gross. Dirty, dirty people show up here sometimes. Today was a hearty bowl of chicken soup with some garlic toast. Yum! Christmas is sooooo close! Yea!
Name:
jiggle dick Lunch:
Location:
dripping pulsating anus land
WebSite: gaysexhump.com
Date of Lunch: 23-Dec-2008
i Love groping men in the crotch i also had some of my ribs cut out so i can suck my own dick Lunchbastardave LOVES to suck my STD infested ass so he can get ciphilus thats his fav std
Name:
Sophie Parker Lunch:
Location:
Romania
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 23-Dec-2008
sushi!
Name:
roy Lunch:
Location:
cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Dec-2008
Gaylor you may need mental help, nobody minds the odd insult but nobody cares if you like men or not, you twat, steak bake pie and a festive bake washed down with guiness
Name:
Gaylor Lunch:
Location:
Homoland
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 22-Dec-2008
FOR LUNCH I HAD GAY SEX WITH A MAN IT WAS GAY AND HOMO I LIKE DICK AND AM GAY PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS
Name:
taylor Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 21-Dec-2008
lunch iis fun
Name:
Chris Lunch:
Location:
Cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 19-Dec-2008
LunchBastardArseMuncher more like. Gaywad, u know Dave wants some hard luvin. Elise, I'd hit your spot with a Turkey club. Bacon, egg, sausage & mushroom sandwich washed down with festive mulled wine
Name:
roy Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 19-Dec-2008
shed load of strongbow today, glyn thinking about next thrusday for the rat brain, r u in?
lunchbastardos no point trying to prove u the big man now just coz i enjoy a drink - gayward u r a bummer and pizza today
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Dec-2008
Such hostility Dave, you should really try and reign in that temper of yours! Is what Roy said true? Do you have a crush on me? That's so sweet..... and funny! Lunch today was soup and sandwich, tomato bisque and a turkey club. It really hit the spot!
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Dec-2008
F**king morons. I'm drinking at noon today. Eat s**t Elise.
Name:
Gaywad Lunch:
Location:
Gay Towne
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Dec-2008
i hads penus for lunch todayy i am huge gay with dave and like penus tomorow i will have his butt agan
Name:
Glyn Lunch:
Location:
Cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Dec-2008
Roy when are you doing the rat brain....might pop round for a bite.
Probably go well with 10 pints of Black Rat
Name:
roy Lunch:
Location:
cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 18-Dec-2008
yesterday i had 6 pints of guiness which is why i couldnt tell anybody what i had for lunch. today i may move on to cider avent decided yet. i think lunchbastarddave has a crush on elise. papi your a bummer. mr j bain please forward me a copy of the recipe for rat brain and polenta
Name:
Glyn Lunch:
Location:
Cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 17-Dec-2008
Cheese on toast....f**k you all
Name:
Mr. J. Bain Lunch:
Location:
Hicksville
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 16-Dec-2008
I had poached rat brain on a bed of polenta.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 16-Dec-2008
Funny that you were at my house, because I was at your moms. I wasn't eating lunch though Papi, but she had plenty of sausage while I was there. Elise, please fall down and hurt yourself. I had chicken wings.
Name:
Papi Lunch:
Location:
LunchBastardDave' s House
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 16-Dec-2008
i had a cookie f'lunch, after some guy named ron jizzed all over it. nothing better than nutter butter.
Name:
Anus McGillicutty Lunch:
Location:
An ANUS
WebSite: https://www.cocksmokedisco.gov/
Date of Lunch: 16-Dec-2008
Weeeeeeellllllllll well well, you know what time it is kids?! That's right, ANUS TIME! Your ol' pal Marshal Anus is here today with a public service announcement. Today there are many young boys and girls that don't get to enjoy the simple pleasure of a filthy, dripping, pulsating anus, but you can help. Volunteer your anus today and bring some anusy holiday queer cheer to the children of the anus world. That's right, it's Anus, Marshal Anus.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Dec-2008
"Today I have mostley been eating soup"...huh?? What language is that? Don't worry about my thunder Elise, you smelly little piggy. I had a WHOLE pizza today.
Name:
Leesy Lunch:
Location:
Cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 15-Dec-2008
Today I have mostley been eating soup... Glyn likes gay sex ha ha
Name:
Robert Skye Lunch:
Location:
St. Joseph's Hill
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Dec-2008
Today, I had a pastrami sandwich and pretzel chips. 2 hours later, it started to hail.
Name:
roy Lunch:
Location:
cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Dec-2008
glyn gay sex may excite u i personally prefer your mum, bacon sandwhich
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 12-Dec-2008
Dave, you act like I had a WHOLE pizza! Nope, just a slice and a salad on the side. You should be proud, looks like you got a couple of groupies! I think they're stealing your thunder though. Today I had curry over rice. It wasn't spicy enough for me though.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Dec-2008
I'm flattered my dick comes to mind when people think about lunch in the UK. Elise- Spinach and Artichoke Pizza AND a salad for lunch? Why the salad? Why not just have another pizza instead?...Pig. I had a sub.
Name:
Glyn Lunch:
Location:
Cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Dec-2008
Ravioli....Roy are you sucking Dave's dick or something.
Chris....why no Garlic?
Name:
roy Lunch:
Location:
cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Dec-2008
Kenz you knob, eating frozen pizza has gotto hurt.
no lunch today glyn u bummer?
fish chips and mushy peas
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Dec-2008
Don't get your panties in a twist LBD, I'm still around. Looks like you won a few of 'em ever too. Oh well.... I had spinach and artichoke pizza and a salad for lunch, it was pretty good.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Dec-2008
Yeah!, What Roy said without the spelling errors Glyn, you locationless jackass. I had a Turkey Sandwich. Elise???.....I hate you.
Name:
Kenz Lunch:
Location:
School
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Dec-2008
Bacon Cheeseburger Jack's Frozen Pizza
Name:
roy Lunch:
Location:
cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Dec-2008
chicken and bacon baguette - more like cock you cock
bombay bad boy another weay of saying gay sex
chicken and chips
Name:
Chris Lunch:
Location:
Cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Dec-2008
chicken and bacon baquette, chilli peanuts, stella, wheat crunchies, airwaves. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE!!!
Name:
Glyn Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Dec-2008
Going Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle today
Name:
roy Lunch:
Location:
cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Dec-2008
pizza is all mine, certainly not giving any to somebody called lunchbastarddave. glyn lay off having f**king homos for lunch.
kentucky fried chicken today
Name:
Glyn Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Dec-2008
Soup and salad....f**king homo
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Dec-2008
Blow my gasket Elise. Roy- save some pizza for the rest of us. You filthy pig. I have no idea what a rocket sandwich is, but I'll call it gay anyway. I had soup and salad.
Name:
Glyn Lunch:
Location:
UK
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Dec-2008
Ham, pepperoni, chicken and rocket sandwich....f**kin right touch
Name:
Roy Lunch:
Location:
pizza hut cheltenham
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Dec-2008
i had as much pizza as i can eat. 11 slices you know
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Dec-2008
Wow Dave, chill out before you blow a gasket or something. You must have high blood pressure with that level of anger! I had fish tacos today, they were very yummy.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Dec-2008
Donovan, you're a super dooschbag. Do me a favor and never post again. And kill yourself. Thanks Flaka Y Gordo. I enjoy writing banter. It's all in good fun, I'm a very friendly person. F**k You Elise! I had a Burrito...again.
Name:
Flaka y Gordo Lunch:
Location:
Florida
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 5-Dec-2008
Today Flaka and Gordo shared a large Chicken Carbonara Sub from Quiznos. To go with it, Flaka had Cheetos and a diet coke, while Gordo had Salt & Vinegar Chips and a Root Beer.
As for LunchBastardDave, Flaka and Gordo enjoy his banter and wish him nothing but SuperFUN lunches everyday...
and after lunch, they looked to see how many words they could find from the word "masochist"
Name:
Donovan Lunch:
Location:
Home
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Dec-2008
Elise is right, LunchBastardDave is a dick. He's an idiot too. He's always correcting people's spelling, but look at his poor grammar. In his last post he wrote " I don't overcompensating for anything..." The grammatically correct way to write this sentence would be"I am not overcompensating..." Today, I had pesto pizza.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Dec-2008
Actually Elise, Flaka y Gordo and I have a history here together. So tomorrow for lunch, eat s**t. I don't overcompensating for anything, so you just go ahead a keep thinking about my penis. I had JJ's.
Name:
Elise Lunch:
Location:
Cannon Beach, Oregeon
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Dec-2008
It's ok Flaka y Gordo, LunchBastardDave is a real dick. He doesn't have any friends so he comes here and harasses people. It's probably because he's overcompensating for an area he's lacking in.... Anyway, I had a turkey sub for lunch, it was ok.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Dec-2008
No you didn't. Are you kidding me Flaka y Gordo? I thought I was done reading about the most boring lunches in history. Anyway, I had a burrito and I can give two s**ts how many words you can find in it.
Name:
Flaka y Gordo Lunch:
Location:
Florida
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Dec-2008
Today Flaka and Gordo had Pork Roast with Sauerkraut and Dumplings, Applesauce on the side.
To drink, Gordo had Iced Tea and Flaka had a Diet Coke.
They then looked to see how many words they could find from the word "millionaire".
A Fun+ Lunch!
Name:
VeganMike Lunch:
Location:
Wisconsin
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Dec-2008
Peanut butter on toast.
Not just any peanut butter or toast though. Walmart "Great Value" brand PB and toast.
A true gourmet dining experience.
Name:
LunchBastardDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Dec-2008
What a dips**t. Ham and Turkey from Potbelly.
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